[THE CONFEDERACY OF HUMANITY BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION] [05:19 17th Nov 195666 Standard Time]
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One [REDACTED] has recovered a recording of the broadcast as it happened.
The Ambrosia Quantum Entanglement Communication Network has been suspended and its array of entangled particles, used to send information instantly by exploiting quantum entanglement, stored away at site [REDACTED]. The container is to be lined with particles that emit a time-pause force preventing entanglement with other particles. Those who break the barrier between the particles and the normal world are to be [REDACTED].
[THE CONFEDERACY OF HUMANITY] [EMERGENCY INBOUND. PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS TO STAY AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE. ALL ACTIVE PILOTS ARE TO SET SHIPS TO AUTOPILOT AND GET TO THE NEAREST TELEVISION SCREEN, OR LISTEN TO THE FOLLOWING NARRATION THROUGH THEIR SHIPS' BUILT IN SOUND PLAYERS.] [USE BY: [REDACTED] (PSR J1748-2446ad TIME)]
12:20 15th Jan 195653 Standard Time
Please remain calm. Transmissions will begin shortly. Follow any and all instructions received. Refusing commands can, and will, result in unfortunate circumstances for humanity, its allies, and the Universe in its entirety.
13:53 15th Jan 195653 Standard Time
Dear residents of the cosmos, the Confederacy of Humanity has received word that the Mysterium cloud has become unsafe to traverse by type 2C warp drives. Surviving ships are being inspected and the problem should be rectified within 2 weeks. Please tune your Universal Emergency System and check your UES every 2 hours for updates on this situation for the safety of our galaxy cluster, our glorious universe.
01:20 17th Jan 195653 Standard Time
The Mysterium cloud has entered red alert. The Confederacy of Humanity and her allies urge you to stay at least 300,000ly away from this zone 665-DVL as traversion could cause dangerous amount of strange mat-// Find the nearest ship and evacuate. Hur-// Infrared Alert. The Mysterium Cloud is now undergo-/// and could cause se/// Stay away. Delaying the inevitable makes [REDAC-// Set target for the Mysterium cloud, now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. No-///
We are experiencing technical difficulties. Our quantum broadcast services are malfunctioning. Do not panic. When our services are back online, a faint whisper will direct you to the closest Universal Emergency System. Obey the whisper. Do not question the whisper. DO WHAT THE WHISPER COMM-///
03:33 17th Jan 195653 Standard Time
Don-// the broadca-// n't know who is contro-// us. Can yo-// is? This broadca-// ying to control the br-// ...---...
04:19 17th Jan 195653 Standard Time
The Confederacy of Humanity pleads all her residents to carry an armed weapon, 50 cyanide pills, drink and foods with lots of energy, and a book. All being, including the most resilient robots and humanoid inanimate objects, are to avoid black holes, nebulae, pulsars, supernovae, digital devices, screens, the number 6, ÿ̷̡̨͍͉̘̰̱̻͕͎̼͍́̐͌̋ͦ̂͛͘ͅơ̸̡̨͈̳̭̪̝̎͂̽ͤ̾͐̀͐̎ͦ̉͘ử̸̢̻̫̩̲̥̩̋̂ͨͧͥ̈͑ͬ͠͝r̵͈̜̝̙̙̝͔̬̺̬̟͔̙̪ͬ͐̋̑̂ͭ͆̐̌̂͌̄͌͟͠ ͤͦ̋̋ͣͥ͆̂̿̓̉̉̾̾ͮ̌ͬ͗̚͘̕͏̷͈̜͎̩̗̹̹ͅs͋ͦͤ͛̄ͪ͒̂ͥ̋̓͠͏̬̦̺̬̰̙̥͍̥̬̮̲̖͕̬͍͠ơ̴̠͙̠̝͔̤̯͖̟̦̣͎̮͎̿̎ͤ̋̕͜͞ų̥̙̝̖̣̗̳̩̰̤̺̜̜͔̝̥̔̎̆̏̇̈ͬ͝l̷̢̩̘̫̜̳̭̗̖͓̯͕̭̣ͪ̈̏ͤ̌̾͟ș̷͍̠̓͂̉ͭ̈́̊̃ͫͭ͒͂̿͊ͨͤ͝͠-////// in there somewhere-//
05:20 17th Jan 195653 Standard Time
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R̡̘̻̠͎͙̥͕͔̮͕̪͔̣̽̑ͩͨ̉̒̓͟E̸̡̥̱͙͕ͦ͒̐̉ͫͨͯ͂ͧ̀̃̾ͩ̿͌͟͞A̢̓͆̏̾҉͏̵̣̜͈̙̭ͅL͖̺̭͙̳͈͔̞̠̪̜̫ͤ̉̈́̏̏͛̓͐̌ͬ̌̒͐̀̚̚͠ͅI̴̧̢̛͇͇̱̯̜ͤ̐͊̑ͯ͐̈́ͭ̈́̎͛͠T̶̡͈͍̖̹͈͚̜̒ͧͦ͒ͬ̑͋̈ͮ͞Y̸̶̫̤̖͇̣̭̭̪̰̠͓ͯͤͨͧ -// Hea̴v̴e͞n a̶͒̄͋̋̃w̄ͥ̐͛̈́̏ͤͥ̚͞ą̴͂͂ͨ̓̔̋̄͞i̔͗̾̏͊̔ͬẗ̡́ͦͤ̂ͣs̴̨̎ͣͤ͗͝ Y̵̸̭̮̝̩̥͈̻̬̱͙̫̗̖̪̱̱͙̺ͬ̈́̓ͬͮ̔ͧ̊̂̒͗̉̽ͭ̀̕͡Ǫ̷̷̣̦͈̙͖̫͖͇͕̣̝̪ͯͨͨͤ̀͠Ȗ̡̡̺̰̪͔̾͋̇͌͜͞-///
The Confederacy of Humanity is having minor technical difficulties right now. Please stay put and resume staring at your screen, preferably within 100 schwarzschild radii of any black hole. Then, stare at that black hole. Let the darkness consume you and your flimsy bodies. Let them direct you to s̡͠af̕͟͝e͘͘t̸̀y.
05:19 20th Jan 195653 Standard Time
The Confederacy of Humanity has lifted all warnings, and retracts all said about the Mysterium cloud. We apologise for any confusion caused during the last [REDACTED] days. All residents are allowed to continue on their day. Anyone talking or thinking about the preceding warnings are to be acted upon to prevent a catastrophic [REDACTED]. -///rry, Mysterium.
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